CrossFit Morning Argument

For all of my fellow 600am morning warriors….

alarm 1

 

Why did I go to bed so late last night. The alarm will be going off soon. Crap. What’s the WOD? TGU’s, burpees, and cleans. God. Somebody needs a hug. What’s his deal anyway. Didn’t we just do TGU’s and burpees last week. The hell with it. I ‘m not going. I went three days in a row, if you count yoga. And I am counting yoga today.

How did I compare to everyone else on the last one. What the….he didn’t beat me on reps, did he? Wait, he lifted that much? What’s going on. I better look at some other WOD’s. Wait, what time is it. Ok. Still have time before the alarm goes off. I mean it. I’m not going today. It’s cold out and it’s still really dark. He teaches today, and he always has a long ass warm up. He’ll make us run an 800. That’s not right at 600am. I’m staying in bed. Maybe I’ll go after work. Crap, what time is it?

alarm 2God, why do my forearms hurt so much? Stupid pull ups. No way I can do TGU’s today. I’d probably drop one on my head. Cant’ have that. Definitely skipping today. I need a rest day. Besides, I did three in a row. I went to yoga.

Did I put the coffee on auto last night? I don’t remember. If I did, I would totally go this morning, but I don’t think I did. It takes too long to make coffee in the morning. I could stop at Sbux on the way….no, I’m not going today. Back to sleep.

No freakin’ way he beat me by that many reps. No freakin’ way. How the hell did he do that? He just started. Damn…what time is it? And there’s the alarm…….I can’t hit the snooze button hard enough. Why didn’t I go to bed earlier last night.


snooze

 

I’ll go after work. It’s cool. I’ll still get it in just later tonight. He goes to night classes. I will go tonight and count his reps…no way he beat me. I need to sleep some more…..crap. I always hate going after work because I am worn out. I should go this morning, but everything hurts. Just sit up. Just sit up on the side of the bed. Get some water….it will get better.

alarm clock

Wait, I thought I wasn’t going today. Am I gong now. I should go. It was yoga, so really it was only two days in a row. Yoga is rest…active rest, right? Yeah, I should go. I need to go. F it. I’m up. Let’s go.

Is it raining? Of course it is. Well at least no 800 for the warm up right? Ok. I’m going. I should have gotten up earlier. I could skip. No, I’m going. Yeah, I’m going. Crap. Why didn’t I get up earlier! I need coffee. I wonder if I can just chew the coffee beans. It’s the same. Just need some caffeine. No, that’s dumb. Stop and get coffee. Hopefully it’s not crowded. Of course it won’t be crowded. It’s 530 in the morning. Normal people are still asleep. No time for coffee. Should have gotten up earlier. I’ll just double up on my pre-workout.

Cool. On the way. Hopefully it’s not crowded today. I hate it when it’s crowded. Never enough room. I mean, I hope people are there though, don’t want to do it alone. Probably won’t be many people there this morning. It’s a crappy WOD. I mean it’s good because its hard, but it’s not fun. Definitely not a lot of people today.

What the hell. Everybody and their mom is here this morning. So much for not being crowded. It’s going to be a shit show. I should have stayed in bed. No chance of that now. I’m not sure what’s in this stuff but I’m done with coffee for a while. This stuff is awesome. I can see sounds!

I better get in there and warm up. I feel like junk. I need to warm up for the warm up. Shoot. Did bring my water bottle? Shoot, do I have the right shoes. Cleans means lifters are needed. Yeah, I’m good. I think. I’m glad I came. It’s good.

 

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2 thoughts on “CrossFit Morning Argument

  1. OMG yes!! Not alone 🙂

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  2. This is all to real, my love of fitness and love of sleep are complete enemies.
    http://www.strongsidecrossfit.com

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